I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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