U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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