You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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