But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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