Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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