I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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