i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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