We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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