Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
They have beer where we have blood.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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