every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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