just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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