i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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