forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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