Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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