Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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