come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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