Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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