I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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