is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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