Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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