In the future we'll all be gay
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Randomize