I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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