batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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