I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I queefed so loud it echoed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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