so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
