Your tits are I can't wait for
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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