that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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