Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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