Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
