Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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