can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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