nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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