after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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