i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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