I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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