Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
as a side note pls kill me
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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