Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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