I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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