There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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