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Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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