"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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