You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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