call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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