Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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