She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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