Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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