just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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