i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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