her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Randomize
