he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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