He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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