He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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